![]() ![]() UMA: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. Couple of them even attempted suicide.īig Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err.anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months. UMA: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*īig Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.īig Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. UMA: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?īig Boss: Oh is it? mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication. You give excuse for everything.īig Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills. UMA: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.īig Boss: This is what I don't like about you. UMA: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.īig Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.īig Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain. So, your rating is "average".īig Boss: lack domain knowledge. "The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"īig Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. "The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them" Son: so what do u think I'm doing right now? Professor: Sorry, I don't understand what u said?įather to son: why don't u just go and study? Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder? "At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot" I still don't get why I got rusticated. My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: "COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN" ![]() Studies show black pepper has a compound that prevents fat cells from forming, and jalapeño peppers may help burn fat around the belly.īut y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam.? Beans contain "resistant starch," meaning the body has to work harder to get those calories. New research shows that fructose produces fewer of the hormones that tell the brain you're full. That means the next meal you eat will burn off more slowly. But if you don't "break the fast" after going without food all night, your body goes into starvation mode, slowing your metabolism. It's tempting to save on those calories by skipping the first meal of the day. 5 Surprising Ways to Boost Your Metabolism and Shrink Your Appetite ![]()
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